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theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

bleedingsilverbird:

watchtheskytonight:

novemberrain93:

deancasotp:

its-the-urge-to-fall:

When Dean and Cas get married, God will be Dean’s father-in-law…

I don’t know what to do with this information.

Satan will be Dean’s brother-in-law

I’m crying

“Hello, this is my brother who was possessed by Satan, not to be confused with my brother-in-law who is Satan.” 

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'When' not 'if'

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So apparently I have to share five random facts about myself

So here goes.

1. I got a hug from Ben from Neck Deep in Cincinnati at Warped. He was walking to a signing and didn’t have time for a picture, but I got a hug, yo!

2. I grew up all my life in California and moved to Louisville, Kentucky two years ago. I like Louisville well enough but I do miss California.

3. Deadpool is my favorite Marvel character.

4. My favorite book series is the Ender series, especially starting at Speaker. Those books, man.

5. Sometimes people think I’m a boy and it makes my day. And then my friends try to reassure me and tell me I don’t, and I find it really discouraging.

"please don’t"

- me when a whole bunch of enemies start attacking me on video games  (via pudingu)

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literallysame:

The EPA, the US Government Agency that protects our water, is playing Kim Kardashian Hollywood (x)

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afraidoffallingangelsinthedark:

caligulass-aquarium:

minty-burps:

SORRY THIS WAS A LOT FUNNIER IN MY HEAD

Is that Hawkeye

THAT IS HAWKEYE OMFG

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babaybubblez:

tokyo-oranges:

valfiggs5:

barely made it

Reblogging even though I’m 22 ‘cause fuck the tumblr police, I do what I want 

I have 24 hours left to blog this!

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shellfish-machiness:

You know who else is underrated? Owl City. This introverted guy who wrote a bunch of songs on his computer in his parents basement. With lyrics like “reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn’t wanna live there” and “please take a long hard look through your textbook, cause I’m history” and he tweets stuff like “got groceries. Enough social interaction for the week” and “girl I ain’t no astronaut, but I need a little space” and I love owl city

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(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)

Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”

Me: “Yes, ma’am?”

Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”

Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”

Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”

(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)

Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”

Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”

(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)

Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”

Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”

Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”

Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”

(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)

Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”

Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”

Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”

(Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)

kairibloodheart:

twofingerswhiskey:

kongehans:

I dO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ITS HARDER TO MAKE A FEMALE ASSASSIN THAN A MALE

DONT WANT TO DO HAIR ANIMATION??? GIVE HER SHORT HAIR

DONT WANT TO RENDER A DRESS??? HOW ABOUT YOU DRESS HER LIKE EVERY OTHER ASSASSIN?

COME ON AC DEVELOPERS ARE YOU THAT AFRAID OF RENDERING A GODDAMN BOOB

a lot of people fear things they’ve never seen before

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mercutio: i can see what's happening

benvolio: what?

mercutio: and they don't have a clue!

benvolio: stop

mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two

benvolio: people are dying

mommamarine:

stunningpicture:

A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.

This looks like a halfway done sims house

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lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

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listoflifehacks:

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